NMM: The Influence Shows

It is nice to hear from you, despite the fact that you are a castaway of sorts onthe Emerald Isle. It does not surprise me to hear that, despite your strange and uncomfortable circumstances, you still have retained your sense of humour.

Your statement about the rain and the leakages seems straight out of a P G Wodehouse book… "In the summer, the river is at the bottom of my garden, and in the winter, my garden is at the bottom of the river.”