Saturday, September 1, 2007

Letter to Dear Mr Bill Gates

We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet, we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ‘******’ appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears. But we face this problem only in password field.

We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this, we open the e-mail account with password ‘******’. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'Run' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to ’Sit’, so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is that any 'Re-scooter' available in system? As I find only'Re-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this 'Find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

5. Please confirm when you are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games). And when are you coming to my home to collect your money?

6. My child learnt 'Microsoft Word'. Now he wants to learn 'Microsoft Sentence'. So when you will provide that?

7. Hey yeh kya hai? I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keypad lekhin there is only one icon with 'MY Computer'. Remaining ka kya huwa?

8. Arre yeh to kamaal hi aap bole raha hi ki 'MY Pictures' lekhin there is not even single photo of mine. So when you will keep my photo in that?

9. Is that 'NOTEPEN' available in system? As I find only ‘NOTEPAD’, tell me fast as I lost my PEN.

10. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE'. What about 'MICROSOFT HOME’?

Thanking you,

Banta Singh,
Punjab.


(Courtesy: Jonathan Motha)

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